“Teenagers, Read This Before You Ruin Everything (Just Kidding… Sort Of)”

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Being a teenager in India is like being stuck in a never-ending family WhatsApp group.
Everyone has advice. Everyone knows what’s best for you.
And you? You’re just trying to survive school, pimples, and awkward relatives asking about your “future plans.” 🙄

Let’s be real — teenage life is full drama.
One minute you’re chilling, next minute your mom is shouting because you left one spoon in the sink. 🍽️

But don’t worry. Here are a few simple life lessons to help you survive these crazy years :

🤫 1. Everyone Is Confused – Not Just You

Even that topper kid who always gets 98.7%?
Yeah, they also Google “how to be less awkward in public.”
Nobody knows what they’re doing, adults just act like they do.
So relax. You’re not alone.

🫣 2. Mistakes Will Happen – And That’s OK

You’ll say something stupid.
You’ll follow one cringe Instagram trend.
You might even text “I like you” to the wrong person. 😬
It’s normal.
Learn, laugh (later), and move on.

🧠 3. Being Smart is More Than Just Marks

Sure, your board exam marks matter, but life also needs common sense.
Like how not to fight on family group chats, how to save money, and how to cook Maggi without burning it. 🍜
All are important skills.

😤 4. You Don’t Need to Have All The Answers

Adults will ask, “Beta, what’s your future plan?”
Feel free to reply:

“Uncle, I just want 8 hours of sleep and maybe a stress-free Sunday.”

It’s okay to be figuring things out. Nobody gets a map for this stuff.

💖 5. Being Kind is Not Weak

In today’s world, where people fight online 24/7,
being nice is actually cool.
Smile, help someone, don’t troll people on Instagram.
Good vibes > Bad vibes.

Coming to the conclusion

You’re not a failure. You’re not behind.
You’re just learning — like everyone else.
Just try not to take life (or CBSE rankings) too seriously.

And haan, don’t forget to charge your phone.
Battery khatam = full panic. 🔋📱

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